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Jasper Carrott's dirty ditty

Was it you that did the pushin'?
Put the stain upon the cushin'?
Footprints on the dashboard upside down?
Was it you, you slywood pecker,
That got inside my girl Rebecca,
If so you better leave the town.

It was me that did the pushin'
Put the stain upon the cushin'
Footprints on the dashboard upside down,
But ever since I had your daughter,
I've had trouble passing water,
So I think we're even all around.


Text remains © Copyright Jasper Carrott 1999.
 
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